Is Goldie Hawn keeping up with her daughter in the man department? [LaineyGossip]
Aerosmith's Steven Tyler has apparently entered rehab. [Us]
Did you read that Starbucks book "A Long Way Gone: Memoirs of a Boy Soldier?" Neither did we. We had a hard time getting through the first chapter, especially when we'd just finished the wonderfully-written "What is the What?" Anyway, there may be some inaccuracies, but we never expect memoirs to be accurate. [Yahoo!]
Ha. This guy is a dumbass. [YBNBY]
Boy band man Lou Pearlman will be spending the next 25 years or so in the big house. [TMZ]
Seventeen months pregnant (okay, but doesn't it seem like she's been pregnant for-evah?) Jessica Alba went and married her baby daddy and long-time boyfriend Cash Warren in a surprise courthouse ceremony on Monday. [People]