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Yes, Christina Aguilera Has Humongous Breasts

Posted by Emily Farris

 

Even after losing forty pounds of baby weight, Christina Aguilera still has ginormous breasts. But just how big are they?  

An E cup, folks. A freaking E cup. They shouldn't even be called cup sizes at that point. She's in mixing bowl territory. And she's a pretty small woman.

We can't even fathom that. It seems kind-of painful and annoying. Or maybe we're just trying to make ourselves feel better about our breastal inadequacy (which we know is not a real term, but you're laughing with us, not at us, right?). 

To be fair, she's breast feeding and will probably go down a cup size or or four when she stops. And her boobs will still be huge.

[Us: Christina Aguilera reveals her breast size]


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js said:

I can confirm that not only are they annoying at that size, but bra shopping is a mental health hazard.

May 22, 2008 10:47 AM

alimum said:

they are annoying at that size and clothes don't fit.

however, if she goes down four cup sizes, she will be a B cup which isn't all that huge (maybe--the thing is that after D, the actual letter differs from manufacturer to manufacturer--what one manufacturer may call an E cup may be called DD, DDD, or F by others)

May 22, 2008 11:20 AM

hiredgeek said:

When I was breastfeeding my daughter I was a G cup. I complained about this to a friend and she laughed and asked where in the hell would you even find a bra in a G cup (obvious answer: maternity store).  

May 22, 2008 1:12 PM

yocat said:

They're only annoying at that size if you're a goddamn pussy.

May 22, 2008 6:00 PM

tittibhasana said:

The hugeness & utilitarian aspect of my nursing boobs was annoying & uncomfortable.  Try teaching yoga like that.  yocat doesn't have a clue:  when they were for babies, the last thing I cared about was whether they were considered hot.  

May 22, 2008 8:46 PM

Token said:

Proof positive that you can have too much of a good thing...

May 24, 2008 9:20 AM

asitshouldbe said:

Who gives a fuck? She's breast feeding her baby. That's what they're FOR.

May 24, 2008 12:23 PM

About Emily Farris

Emily Farris writes about culture and food for numerous publications and websites you've probably never heard of, including her own blog eefers. Her first cookbook, "Casserole Crazy: Hot Stuff for Your Oven" was published in 2008. Emily recently escaped New York and now lives in a ridiculously large apartment in Kansas City, MO with her cat, but just one... so far.

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about the blogger

Emily Farris writes about culture and food for numerous publications and websites you've probably never heard of, including her own blog eefers. Her first cookbook, Casserole Crazy: Hot Stuff for Your Oven was published in 2008. Emily recently escaped New York and now lives in a ridiculously large apartment in Kansas City, MO with her cat, but just one... so far.

Brian Fairbanks is a filmmaker living in the wilds of Brooklyn. He previously wrote for the Hartford Courant and Gawker. He won the Williamsburg Spelling Bee once. He loves cats, women with guns, and burning books.

Colleen Kane has been an editor at BUST and Playgirl magazines and has written for the endangered species of dead-tree magazines like SPIN and Plenty, as well as Radar Online and other websites. She lives in exile in Baton Rouge with her fiance, two dogs, and her former cat. Read her personal blogs at ColleenKane.com.

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