Earlier this week, a date pointed out that we point a lot when trying to make a point when telling a story. So we're working on it. And now we're just really grateful he didn't bite off our finger, like this woman did to her husband.
A lovers spat ends with a man missing his finger. It happened in Hutchison, Kan., over the weekend.
The woman apparently didn't like her husband shaking his finger at her during a heated argument and bit the tip of it off. It's still missing. Police think the 45-year-old Hutchison woman swallowed it.
Police said Adelghun Johnson hit her husband, David Johnson three times, and then he went to push her away, She grabbed his right hand and bit the tip of the index finger off at the first joint. Police couldn't find the fingertip and the woman wouldn't fess up. She was arrested on suspicion of aggravated battery. She was released early Sunday on $5,000 bond.
Great story, but we like the headline even better, Oh Yum. Woman Bites Off, Swallows Husband's Phalange.
[WDAF via Plog]