Looks like Oprah found another obsessive and unrealistic diet to force down our throats for the next 21 days. Her new fad starvation method involves eating no animal products, caffeine, sugar, gluten and alcohol and comes to us via Kathy Freston's book Quantum Wellness.
Scanner Nicole is taking care of this item because Scanner Emily is so angry about Oprah's dietary choices she can't even type straight. Let's be clear, we are down with ethical eating. We support localtarians, fresh produce, grass-feeding and sustainable seafood. We do not support Oprah nudging women into anxiety and malnourishment while her private chef prepares strawberry rhubarb wheat-free crepes. Come on, people. Just because the "O" is bored and needs a colon wash, doesn't mean we have to follow her to the bathroom.