Yep, just when the world was starting to make sense, a woman goes and reveals that she's been married to the Berlin wall since 1979. Man, '89 must have been a bad year for her.
According to this article, Eija-Riitta Berliner-Mauer (yes that last name means "Berlin Wall" in German),
Began collecting "his" pictures and saving up for visits. On her sixth trip in 1979 they tied the knot before a handful of guests. While she remains a virgin with humans, she insists she has a full, loving relationship with the wall.
Mrs Berliner-Mauer, who lives in Liden, northern Sweden, said: "I find long, slim things with horizontal lines very sexy.
"The Great Wall of China's attractive, but he’s too thick – my husband is sexier."
How can this woman be so sure the Wall is a dude? We saw it out last night at The Girls Room getting pretty friendly with the Hubble Telescope. Didn't look like the Wall had a someone waiting at home.