A couple in Vancouver put their baby up for sale on Craigslist. But, you know, they were totally joking. [Reuters]
The lesbians are coming! Jenna Bush Hager (we'd get rid of that name, too, sweetie) told Ellen Degeneres she and Portia De Rossi could use the Crawford ranch for their wedding. But, oops, gay marriage isn't legal in Texas. [ABC]
A sixteen-year-old in Ontario has found a way to break down the polymers in plastic bags. What this means is that plastic could be far more biodegradable than we thought. At least that's what we think it means. Yeah, he may have solved one of our biggest environmental problems while trying to get a blue ribbon at the science fair. [MotherJones]
We never thought about getting a "Saved by the Bell" tattoo. Until now. [MollyGood]
And we think outlawing gay marriage was antiquated? The town of Black Jack, MO won't allow a family to have an occupancy permit to move into their newly-purchased home because the mother's boyfriend is neither married to the mother or the father of her children. Actually, that does sound like a pretty sneaky way to keep the gays out. [KansasCity.com]
Yes, we all know Jodie Sweeten had a brief stint with Meth. Now she's going the way of other overachievers with substance abuse problems. She's blogging! [FameCrawler]