With the economy the way it is, we're more tempted than ever to marry into royalty. Thankfully, there's this: the 20 Hottest Young Royals. [Forbes/CNN]
The State of Texas has decided it cannot legally protect teenage girls in Mormon sects from rape and will probably return them to their gated hell. [Washington Post]
She Who Must Not Be Named is unfit to stand trial. Or whatever it is she's in court for these days.
Voters trust John McCain more than Barack Obama on most of the issues, except for the ones, we're blindly assuming, about a woman's right too choose, a man's right to become President and wage nuclear war for the hell of it, and just about anything else important. In unrelated political news and sure to be Monday's Daily Show top story, Sirhan Sirhan unsurprisingly endorsed Hillary Clinton for President.
We strongly support picking up hitchhikers, usually because it's Hooksexup bloggers trying to beat the high gas prices, although after this story, in which a man picks up a hitchhiker, then calls the police and a mental institution to find out if his passenger is an escaped inmate or a wanted felon, then has sex with her in a hotel room, after which she refers to herself as an "angel" (the Biblical kind, not the great lay kind), is cause for concern and our favorite story of the day.