Some dumbass in New Zealand tried to draw attention to his boring water problems (not bladder problems, unfortunately, but "bore water" problems, whatever that means) by wearing a KKK getup, in clear violation of all that we hold sacred on National Hoodie Day.
Paraparaumu-Raumati Community Board deputy chairman Dale Evans walked into the Kapiti District Council's monthly meeting during public speaking time, dressed in the white outfit with a sign around his neck that said "its wotz under da hood dat counts" - mimicking the slogan used in a current national hoodie campaign.
Oh, shitsnap! Not only does he insult millions of black people everywhere, he does so with a poor white man's version of gangsta rap?! Someone get this man a job on the John McCain campaign, where his talents are sure to be recognized and put to good use, say, in a Swift Boat ad!
Via The Dominion Post.