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Shocker: Bill Clinton Has Extramarital Affairs

Posted by Brian Fairbanks

 

We haven't heard from the President of the United States in a while. (No, not including George Bush-- the person last elected President was Bill Clinton.) While his wife is wrapping up her campaign with a final 24 hour push, concluding sometime around midnight this evening, Bill himself has been plenty busy. Busy getting busy, that is, at least according to anonymous sources and speculation on Defamer, via Vanity Fair.

 [F]our former Clinton aides told me that, about 18 months ago, one of the president's former assistants, who still advises him on political matters, had heard so many complaints about such reports from Clinton supporters around the country that he felt compelled to try... an "intervention..."

"Clinton was apparently seeing a lot of women on the road."

One of those women was apparently the Los Angeles-based star of one of Hooksexup's top sex scenes, and the hottest lesbian one this side of Mulholland Drive...



If you guessed Gina Gershon, star of "Bound," then congratulations. If your name is Bill Clinton, mucho congratulations on that, you lucky bastard.

 

[A] certain "Air Fuck One" [or “Ron Air,” as Clinton calls Ron Burkle's jet] voyage yielded an especially persistent rumor about a donor meeting, so to speak, between Clinton and Gershon — and we hear she gave him a lot more than a check. [Other rumored companions include] Belinda Stronach, a twice-divorced billionaire auto-parts heiress and member of the Canadian Parliament 20 years his junior... a female friend in Chappaqua, a woman in a bar at a meeting of the Aspen Institute, and a public sighting of Clinton, [billionaire Steve] Bing, and a ravishing entourage in a New York elevator that, a former Clinton aide told me, led a business leader who saw them to say: I don’t know what the guy was doing, but it was so clear that it was just no good.

 
Wait, does this mean the Republican Party can bring Bill Clinton up on charges of prostitution? What a stud...

Via Vanity Fair. 


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Comments

Lushlyme said:

Well duh that was to be assumed unless Hillary is dosing him with saltpetre.  Hell, I would do him and I am generally considered a perfectly respectable nerdy middle-aged mom.

June 3, 2008 4:20 PM

wel duh... said:

i think, i don't know, but I think the headline was sarcastic.

June 4, 2008 12:56 AM

About Brian Fairbanks

Brian Fairbanks, the Senior National Political Correspondent for Hooksexup, is a filmmaker living in Brooklyn or New Orleans, depending on the season. He is a heavily-armed advocate of gun control.

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Emily Farris writes about culture and food for numerous publications and websites you've probably never heard of, including her own blog eefers. Her first cookbook, Casserole Crazy: Hot Stuff for Your Oven was published in 2008. Emily recently escaped New York and now lives in a ridiculously large apartment in Kansas City, MO with her cat, but just one... so far.

Brian Fairbanks is a filmmaker living in the wilds of Brooklyn. He previously wrote for the Hartford Courant and Gawker. He won the Williamsburg Spelling Bee once. He loves cats, women with guns, and burning books.

Colleen Kane has been an editor at BUST and Playgirl magazines and has written for the endangered species of dead-tree magazines like SPIN and Plenty, as well as Radar Online and other websites. She lives in exile in Baton Rouge with her fiance, two dogs, and her former cat. Read her personal blogs at ColleenKane.com.

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