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This Week in Gayness: Al Franken's Lesbian Jokes

Posted by Brian Fairbanks

 

Last month's ruling all but totally legalizing gay marriage in California is already faced with stiff opposition.

First, the high court refused to stop the marriages from going into effect. Meanwhile, the bigots are back on the ballot-- November's election not only will feature a question about amending the state constitution to define marriage as between a man and a woman, but a question about parental notification for abortions as well. (The abortions of minors only, of course, but can parental notification for everyone be too far behind?) 

Tammy Baldwin and Barney Frank introduced Congress to its first ever LGBT Equality Caucus. Shockingly enough, a lot of other Congresspersons have joined. Not so shockingly, no Republicans have yet signed on, as their is the party of the future... a future ruled by Soylent Green, of course.  

The New York State Assembly proves its worth for the first time in ages by passing a law amending the state's human rights law to include protections for transgender people. Now if they could pass a law giving us our tax refunds within ten years of filing for them, that would be great. 

Al Franken's campaign for the US Senate may be in jeapordy following attacks on his character by Minnesota Republicans. The GOP is running incumbent Norm Coleman (the guy who beat a former Vice President of the United States and one time Presidential candidate named Walter Mondale in a Democratic-leaning state for the seat.) Here's what they quote from in their press release about Franken's alleged attacks on women and lesbians in particular:

Franken kidded at a 1999 New York feminist event that Afghan women didn't need any more freedom, and he announced at a White House press dinner that then-Attorney General Janet Reno would perform a lap dance for $25.

He joked at a Human Rights Campaign dinner that he had asked organizers to pay him for his speech by "send[ing] a girl to my room. And they did. But she turned out to be a lesbian. Great! Next time you do that, could you at least send two?"

Of course, these were both more than seven years ago when Franken was a fucking comedian. You wonder how come they haven't found any poorly-worded off-the-cuff comments about Republicans while hosting an Air America show for several years.


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lilith212 said:

On the other hand, the Republicans unfortunately have a point-Al Franken is quite the tool.

June 5, 2008 2:38 PM

Abby said:

Important to note that while Norm Coleman did beat Walter Mondale to win his seat in the US Senate, the circumstances were not typical. Late Senator Paul Wellstone was the incumbant Senator running against Norm Coleman and died on October 25, 2002 just 11 days prior to election day. There was no way to mount a successful campaign in just over a week. I sincerely hope that Al Franken has what it takes to remove Norm Coleman from office. He shouldn't have been there to begin with!

June 5, 2008 3:57 PM

pylonhead said:

"Last month's ruling all but totally legalizing gay marriage in California is already faced with stiff opposition."

First of all, it didn't "all but" legalize marriage.  You make it sound like we didn't get the whole enchilada.  It's all ours baby, full marriage rights.

Second, the first story you link to isn't about stiff opposition.  It's about the justices refusing to put a stay on marriages until the election.  This is big and really good.

So as of June 17th, all us queer folks will be getting our matrimonial groove on.  When the ballot measure comes around in November, the TV screens are going to be filled with happy pictures of gay and lesbian couples (and their children) celebrating their weddings.  

The election becomes, not: should we let them do this, but should we take away something they already have.  

June 5, 2008 7:05 PM

profrobert said:

Yeah, because Republicans are so well known for promoting gay rights.  This is like David Duke complaining that someone told a black joke.

June 5, 2008 11:50 PM

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