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Sloppy Seconds: How Christina Will Maintain Her Ginormous Breasts

Posted by Emily Farris

 

We enjoyed Courtney Cox's show Dirt, the few times we saw it. Too bad, though, it's been canceled. [Fox News] 

Samantha Ronson and Lindsay Lohan are doing just fine, thank you very much. [Us] 

Yes, showing your dick in the "Sex and the City" movie sure will open a lot of doors — in your career, of course.. [Yahoo!] 

Raising a baby chimp might actually be a good way to figure out if you really want kids. [Telegraph]

Diddy—who might like to be referred to as Puff Daddy, again and would also like to be the Black Bruce Willis — really wants to meet the Queen of England. [People] 

Is that really R. Kelly in the infamous R. Kelly sex tape? (By the way, has anyone actually seen it?) [MTV] 

The View might be our favorite show we never watch. The internet clips will do, including this one of Regis Philbin's recent appearance which led to shenanigans on live TV. [MollyGood] 

Christina Aguilera plans to breastfeed her son Max until he's two, in order to maintain her E-cup breast size as long as possible. [GabbyBabble] 


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About Emily Farris

Emily Farris writes about culture and food for numerous publications and websites you've probably never heard of, including her own blog eefers. Her first cookbook, "Casserole Crazy: Hot Stuff for Your Oven" was published in 2008. Emily recently escaped New York and now lives in a ridiculously large apartment in Kansas City, MO with her cat, but just one... so far.

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Emily Farris writes about culture and food for numerous publications and websites you've probably never heard of, including her own blog eefers. Her first cookbook, Casserole Crazy: Hot Stuff for Your Oven was published in 2008. Emily recently escaped New York and now lives in a ridiculously large apartment in Kansas City, MO with her cat, but just one... so far.

Brian Fairbanks is a filmmaker living in the wilds of Brooklyn. He previously wrote for the Hartford Courant and Gawker. He won the Williamsburg Spelling Bee once. He loves cats, women with guns, and burning books.

Colleen Kane has been an editor at BUST and Playgirl magazines and has written for the endangered species of dead-tree magazines like SPIN and Plenty, as well as Radar Online and other websites. She lives in exile in Baton Rouge with her fiance, two dogs, and her former cat. Read her personal blogs at ColleenKane.com.

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