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All kidding aside, the real story is that the first cracks in the "Democratic year" story the media has been trumpeting finally appeared yesterday.
The Co-Chairs of University of Iowa Students for Hillary have just sent out a Facebook message imploring the group's members to vote for John McCain -- or, if that's too hard to stomach, presumptive Green Party nominee Cynthia McKinney.
"John McCain is an honorable man," the letter states. "He is good personal friends with Hillary Clinton. He is qualified to be president. We do not agree with him on everything, and this is why we urge you to strongly support Democrats up for re-election to congress."
We understand you're bitter, but don't go imitating these ill-informed fools. Being "qualified" for the job is utterly irrelevant to the task of being President-- most great Presidents would be canceled out by this stringent rule, while Dickhead Cheney would blow them all outta the water. "We do not agree with him on everything"-- no, morons, you don't agree with him on anything. That's why you support Hillary Clinton-- she's everything John McCain is not.
Meanwhile, two Democratic Congressman have refused to endorse Obama, one saying that Obama is "the most liberal Senator." Obviously, Ted Kennedy, Chuck Schumer, Barbara Boxer, and many other Senators died last night.
Please let these be the first and last signs of fracture... Barack Obama is a better candidate, a better campaigner, and although maybe not all that we want him to be, he is light years beyond the Neanderthal that is John McCain, who seems stuck with President Bush in Medieval Times.
Via Politico.