You can keep your fancy animated emoticons of flashy floppity breasts and happy faces that give you the finger. We're keepin’ it real and kickin’ it old school with Beghilos. Remember back when calculators were tangible entities that existed outside of laptops and cell phones? Well remember when you used to type in 5318008 and when you turned it over it said “BOOBIES” and you would laugh your head off? Well that’s how we're gonna roll from now on. And it’s not just for swears. Check out this list of 250 Calculator-spellable words. These German's have even developed software that emulates an upside down calculator. Wunderbar!