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I Believe That Unicorns Are Our Future, Teach Them Well and Let Them Lead the Way

Posted by Emily Farris

How is it that I'm more likely to believe that this picture of a unicorn is real than I am to believe that the picture of a baby born with an extra penis on his back is real?

Because, folks, I, Scanner Emily, am a realist. And this picture of a unicorn is real. Except it's not technically a picture of a unicorn, it's a picture of your average, everyday deer who happens to have a single horn growing out of his head. Which, uh, kind-of makes him a unicorn, right?

So, like, does this also mean that if I forward your email I'll find true love. And maybe monkeys will begin to fly out of my ass at any moment?

Click through for a closer look (of the unicorn, not my ass, Jerkface).

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 


[AP/Yahoo!: Single-horned 'Unicorn' deer found in Italy]


Related:

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NPH Rides A White, Horned Horse Straight Into Our Hearts

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About Emily Farris

Emily Farris writes about culture and food for numerous publications and websites you've probably never heard of, including her own blog eefers. Her first cookbook will be published in fall 2008. Emily lives in Greenpoint, Brooklyn with her cat, but just one...so far.

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Emily Farris writes about culture and food for numerous publications and websites you've probably never heard of, including her own blog eefers. Her first cookbook, Casserole Crazy: Hot Stuff for Your Oven was published in 2008. Emily recently escaped New York and now lives in a ridiculously large apartment in Kansas City, MO with her cat, but just one... so far.

Brian Fairbanks is a filmmaker living in the wilds of Brooklyn. He previously wrote for the Hartford Courant and Gawker. He won the Williamsburg Spelling Bee once. He loves cats, women with guns, and burning books.

Colleen Kane has been an editor at BUST and Playgirl magazines and has written for the endangered species of dead-tree magazines like SPIN and Plenty, as well as Radar Online and other websites. She lives in exile in Baton Rouge with her fiance, two dogs, and her former cat. Read her personal blogs at ColleenKane.com.

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