The jury acquitted R. Kelly of child pornography charges after 7.5 hours of deliberation. It was the mole--or lack thereof--that got him off! That mole will now join OJ's black glove in the celebrity trial evidence hall of fame.
In honor of the verdict, we've embedded the video below in which Chappelle eloquently explains what it would take to prove beyond a reasonable doubt it was R. Kelly in that sex tape. He also mentions that Michael Jackson has to be innocent because "he made Thriller." It's an oldie, but timley as hell. Plus it makes us miss Chappelle's Show more than ever. We're suprised the defense didn't call Dave Chappelle to the stand, but it looks like they didn't need to.