This week, we got down with O.P.P. You remember O.P.P....

Scanner Emily is off to Vegas and will talk about all her naughty, naughy adventures uncensored.

We caught TV talking heads in mid-"O." 

Angelina talked about her private sex life that's not really that private. 

We told people how to find your G-spot. You're welcome. 

We got nostalgic for indecent exposure. 

Scanner Nicole delved deep into the sex lives of the elderly. And lived. 

We showed you a baby with an extra penis. On his back. 

We exposed phone sex workers for what they are. Which is... uh... phone sex workers. 

We exposed uppity, meddling do-nothings who videotape lingerie shoppers.  

Our guest blogger Steve rose a stink on Fark with his blasphemous assertion that Jesus-- gasp!-- had short hair.  

And Scanner Brian and Scanner Emily had dueling stories about our married lives in 1939 vs. today. Thank God things have changed.

Now go out and enjoy your private life... in public, if you must. We promise not to write about it.