Oh God, kids these days and all their technology and destructive tendencies. It seems the latest trend we should get totally freaked out about is "dipping." From what we can tell, and bear with us because we don't Twitter or Facebook or have an iPhone and are therefore sort of naive about things like this, dipping involves scouting out swimming pools on Google Earth and then using Facebook to invite people to sneak into the pools at night.
Yeah, back in the Dark Ages of 1997, we used to do bascially the same thing. But instead of Google Earthing the pools, we just drove around looking for them, which is, you know, not fuel efficient. Pool owners should just do like our neighbors and get a really mean dog. Or maybe there's some sort of robot guard dog you can get instead...
Ah, yes, of course there is.