This pointless twittering Teddy Ruxpin freaks us out but also kind-of makes us feel all warm and fuzzy inside. Teddy, we still love you! [2pointHome]
Oh, hello there, David Beckham's package. [People]
DJ WiiJ? Really? [MTV]
Would you pay $350 to see Katie Holmes on Broadway? We wouldn't. Would we pay $350 to watch Katie Holmes and Tom Cruise have sex on stage? Maaaaybe. [Us]
Kids. Are. Mean. [NY Daily News]
NBC's Brian Williams will host "Meet the Press" this Sunday, but the network still has not found a permanent replacement. Why not Williams? [Yahoo!]