We can't figure out which would be more exciting--taking naked pics of women at a tanning salon with your cell phone, or hiding the phone up your butt when the cops show up to bust you.
But we can probably just ask this guy.
According to the Smoking Gun:
Meet Jeffrey Barrier. The Ohio man allegedly used a cell phone camera to snap photos of a naked woman at a tanning salon Saturday and then hid the phone in his anus in a bid to thwart police.
This is why we don't tan. It's also why we stick to surveillance cameras for our sexy covert operations. (Joking!!)