Dimitri, a very disturbed man from Toronto who claims, of course, that he's "one of the few men in the city who has nothing wrong with him," was most famously outed by Jezebel for being a cretin only Mystery the pickup artist could love.
Licking his wounds (and probably his own balls, since no one wants to sleep with him, despite his claims), this sociopath and compulsive liar has just relaunched his website and is threatening to release two reality shows, should women of the world not grovel at his feet.
Please God, smite him down, stat.
1) He left one of the most psychotic and passive-aggressive voicemails, which someone thankfully gave Gawker to create a PSA and All-Points Bulletin warning to all thinking women everywhere.
2) Dimitri's "seminar," is called "Worship the Cock," something straight out of Tom Cruise's character in Magnolia.
3) Dimitri's relaunched website is heading: The Official Website of Dimitri of The Lover, Canada's Greatest Lover and Seducer (in all caps, which we refuse to recreate, your welcome very much.) If you can deal with and laugh at the worst macho posturing since the rehearsals for Travolta and Stallone's Staying Alive, check it out here.
