These Wrockstockers are so endearingly nerdy, we may just marry them in a Wiccan ceremony presided over by Dumbledore and go on to have little Mugwumps for children, but only so long as they haven't picked up any Hogwarts along the way.
Seriously, if you live in New York, Green Bay, or Chicago, look out for book dorks rampaging on the countryside this summer...
Apparently, the duo is part of some sort of "wizard rock" music cult that is sweeping the nation, threatening the very Christian cult values we hold dear. Look at them-- they are clearly rebellious Catholic schoolgirl types, in ties and Converse sneakers, probably smoking Mary Janes and eating unsanctioned rice cakes between classes.
Too late now-- they're both in college on the East Coast and have a CD coming out next week. Lord Almighty, there is no stopping these, lest He Who Must Not Be Named comes back and smites them down. And let's hope not-- 'cause, in all seriousness, these girls rule. Check out their songs on MySpace-- we're loving "I Was There" and "Transparent." It's like the Moldy Peaches, with a way more impressive repertoire and only ten dollars more of a recording budget.
We plan on being the first Harry Potter lookalikes in line to try to sneak backstage and try to impress them with our JK jive and black-and-white shoes. (There are going to be other bands, apparently 14 more, at these Wrockstocks, whatever that means, including Harry and the Potters, but the Myrtles are the real draw on the below dates...)
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Portus 2008 |
Dallas, Texas |
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Barnes and Noble HP Mourning Party with Liane Graham |
Bridgewater, New Jersey |
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Hilton Chicago Hotel for Wrock Chicago at Terminus! |
Chicago, Illinois |
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TBA |
Somewhere, Pennsylvania |
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Wrock for Darfur! in Waryas Park |
Poughkeepsie, New York |
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NYC Wizard Rock Festival! |
Brooklyn, New Yor |
Via Honolulu Advertiser.