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Topless Seattle Coffeehouse To Take Down Starbucks?

Posted by Brian Fairbanks

A barista works a pump in one of the most chaste "uniforms."

We're not making this up: in Bonny Lake, WA, there's a coffeeshop called Hot Chick-a-Latte. Each of the "chick" baristas wears a bikini, lingerie, pasties, or only a scarf to cover up. And, as usual, there's a public outcry-- although it's for the wrong reason this time...

While mostly male customers line up in full approval of topless baristas at Hot Chick-a-Latte, several residents on Bonny Lake, with a population of 16,000, are complaining.

Bonny Lake police officers went undercover to check out the topless baristas themselves. [We'll bet they did-- ignoring bank robbery calls in their hurry to stop this outrage. - Ed.] The cops passed on their information to the city attorney, who found an ordinance to crack down on the coffee shop.

Exposing a woman’s breast below the areola is classified as adult entertainment in the community. The owner of Hot-Chick’a-Latte said she doesn’t have a problem with the ordinance -- that it will just shake-up the rotation of attire and probably eliminate scarf day.

We already have Hooters, do we really need another restaurant to takes us a step back to the reign of Caligula? Portland Indy Media debated this last year when covering a different Seattle topless coffeehouse: sexual exploitation? Harmless? You decide.

Of course, we don't expect this place to last much longer-- male patrons will become bored by the lack of nudity, some female patrons will stop going there entirely, and possible gender discrimination lawsuits will bog down the bottom line.

Or maybe, just maybe, this will catch on and... naw, nothing short of armed revolution will destroy Starbucks...

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fabul1st said:

I'm not offended by the nudity, but steaming milk to 180 Degrees F. in minimal clothing sounds a bit dangerous. At the end, the rising insurance premiums may prove more effective in ending this trend than public indignation.

July 1, 2008 4:45 PM

Justin G. said:

Ohhh, hot flying coffee grounds and 190°F+ liquids around bare skin...

July 1, 2008 5:00 PM

missussarawalker said:

i live in seattle and work at a fully clothes coffee shop, there are tons of these 'stripper shacks' as some of my customers refer to them. although, it's not hot bikini babes...it's your average girl with love handles and cellulite on her thighs wearing booty shorts and a bikini top.

i would rather go to the lusty lady and see the same not too hot but decently okay looking types getting fully naked and grinding their naughty bits...and save the coffee for a real espresso house.

they're not going anywhere, since the draw has nothing to do with coffee (it's horrible by the way, and seattle has pretty high standards regarding a latte)...it's that hassled guys who don't get enough to look at at home can go stop at one of these and look at a barely clothes 19 year old under the guise of getting their morning coffee.

July 1, 2008 5:15 PM

ninkaflower said:

As much as I'd enjoy coffee from a topless barista, 'Idiocracy' springs instantly to mind. Slippery slope, indeed...

July 2, 2008 9:33 AM

winthr0p said:

100% approval.

Also, grow up. (About nudity, and burns.)

July 15, 2008 6:42 PM

About Brian Fairbanks

Brian Fairbanks, the Senior National Political Correspondent for Hooksexup, is a filmmaker living in Brooklyn or New Orleans, depending on the season. He is a heavily-armed advocate of gun control.

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Emily Farris writes about culture and food for numerous publications and websites you've probably never heard of, including her own blog eefers. Her first cookbook, Casserole Crazy: Hot Stuff for Your Oven was published in 2008. Emily recently escaped New York and now lives in a ridiculously large apartment in Kansas City, MO with her cat, but just one... so far.

Brian Fairbanks is a filmmaker living in the wilds of Brooklyn. He previously wrote for the Hartford Courant and Gawker. He won the Williamsburg Spelling Bee once. He loves cats, women with guns, and burning books.

Colleen Kane has been an editor at BUST and Playgirl magazines and has written for the endangered species of dead-tree magazines like SPIN and Plenty, as well as Radar Online and other websites. She lives in exile in Baton Rouge with her fiance, two dogs, and her former cat. Read her personal blogs at ColleenKane.com.

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