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If The Election Were Today... Round One

Posted by Brian Fairbanks

 

This will be the first in a series of periodic updates on the electoral college, the only "polls" that matter. (Don't listen to any idiot media person who says "Obama is leading by ###" because it's totally irrelevant and a blatant lie most of the time, since those numbers usually come from a survey of "registered, likely voters" across the nation, which is different from the electoral college. Got it?)

Anyway, let's look at who's really ahead right now...

Dick Morris, ex-Clinton kingmaker and now right-wing operative and FoxNews buffoon, is the country's most consistent pollmaster. Here's what he has to say about the race, as it stands today. (By the way, you don't have to read all this; just scan and jump to the bottom if you'd like.)

STATE VOTE 00, 04 RESULT '08 PREDICTION
ALABAMA EV 9 B,B LEAN MCCAIN
ALASKA EV 9 B,B MCCAIN
ARIZONA EV 10 B,B MCCAIN
ARKANSAS EV 6 B,B LEAN MCCAIN
CALIFORNIA EV 55 G,K OBAMA
COLORADO EV 9 B,B TOSS UP
CONNECTICUT EV 7 G,K OBAMA
DELAWARE EV 3 G,K OBAMA
D.C. EV 3 G,K OBAMA
FLORIDA EV 27 B,B TOSS UP
GEORGIA EV 15 B,B LEAN MCCAIN
HAWAII EV 4 G,B LEAN OBAMA
IDAHO EV 4 B,B MCCAIN
ILLINOIS EV 21 G,K OBAMA
INDIANA EV 11 B,B MCCAIN
INDIANA EV 11 B,B MCCAIN
IOWA EV 7 G,B LEAN OBAMA
KANSAS EV 6 B,B MCCAIN
KENTUCKY EV 8 B,B MCCAIN
LOUISIANA EV 9 B,B MCCAIN
MAINE EV 4 G,K OBAMA
MARYLAND EV 10 G,K OBAMA
MASSACHUSETTS EV 12 G,K OBAMA
MICHIGAN EV 17 G,K LEAN OBAMA
MINNESOTA EV 10 G,K LEAN OBAMA
MISSISSIPPI EV 6 B,B LEAN MCCAIN
MISSOURI EV 11 B,B TOSS UP
MONTANA EV 3 B,B MCCAIN
NEBRASKA EV 5 B,B MCCAIN
NEVADA EV 5 B,B LEAN OBAMA
NEW HAMPSHIRE EV 4 B,K LEAN OBAMA
NEW JERSEY EV 15 G,B OBAMA
NEW MEXICO EV 5 G,B LEAN OBAMA
NEW YORK EV 31 G,B OBAMA
NORTH CAROLINA EV 15 B,B LEAN MCCAIN
NORTH DAKOTA EV 3 B,B MCCAIN
OHIO EV 20 B,B TOSS UP
OKLAHOMA EV 7 B,B MCCAIN
OREGON EV 7 G,K OBAMA
PENNSYLVANIA EV 21 G,K LEAN OBAMA
RHODE ISLAND EV 4 G,K OBAMA
SOUTH CAROLINA EV 8 B,B LEAN MCCAIN
SOUTH DAKOTA EV 3 B,B MCCAIN
TENNESSEE EV 11 B,B MCCAIN
TEXAS EV 30 B,B MCCAIN
UTAH EV 5 B,B MCCAIN
VERMONT EV 3 G,K OBAMA
VIRGINIA EV 13 B,B LEAN MCCAIN
WASHINGTON EV 11 G,K OBAMA
WEST VIRGINIA EV 5 B,B MCCAIN
WISCONSIN EV 10 G,K LEAN OBAMA
WYOMING EV 3 B,B MCCAIN


McCain Total  = 202 

LEAN MCAIN    = 72
MCCAIN          = 130
 

Obama Total  = 269

OBAMA           = 186
LEAN OBAMA   = 83
 

TOSS UP      = 67

 

To make this easier, let's look at his "Toss Ups" and make some educated guesses to get our final tally.

COLORADO: Colorado is hosting the Democratic National Convention, which could both hurt and boost Obama's chances (for example, we recall a lot of Bush Republicans hating their candidate after their New York neighborhoods were turned upside down four years ago.) Nonetheless, let's give this one to Obama, since the state is moving toward the Democratic column in general. Obama +9.

FLORIDA: This one's easy, especially if McCain picks Governor Charlie Crist, as is our prediction. We give it to him anyway. McCain +27

MISSOURI: McCain should win this one in a squeaker, although we'd love to see a competitive race in Missouri, which would give the state some much-needed financial attention. If the race were held today, we'd say: McCain +11.

OHIO: As in 2004, it's going to come down to Ohio. Obama and McCain both know this-- but how well do their campaigns? Kerry could've called in the UN Fraud Inspec-- nah, he wouldn't have the guts to do that, and it might've backfired. Anyway, we would put our money on Obama this time-- there is no Republican in power in the state that could send broken or insufficient numbers of voting machines to black (i.e. Democratic) neighborhoods to doom the Dem candidate. It's a popular Governor on the Blue Team this time around, and he'll make sure this fight is fair. That means Obama +20

By this rationale:

MCCAIN WINS 240 ELECTORAL VOTES

OBAMA WINS 294 ELECTORAL VOTES

And if Ohio goes to McCain:

McCain wins 260 Electoral Votes

Obama wins 274 Electoral Votes

Wait, you're saying, I just contradicted myself. In a way, no-- as I said, it will come down to Ohio. Obama must win Ohio because he will most likely lose in at least one of the states we have given him. It's just too early in the race and he's coming off a huge bump in polling, following Hillary's withdrawal. In other words, bad news for McCain, although he knows that it's easier to pull ahead than to stay on top for four more months.

Via Dick Morris. 


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Comments

Ziggy said:

Dick Morris' other qualifications include foot fetishism, as well as being able to do a killer rendition of "Popeye the Sailor Man" in his underpants: en.wikipedia.org/.../Dick_Morris

July 2, 2008 10:27 AM

profrobert said:

I don't hold Dick Morris in high regard, and he doesn't provide any actual poll numbers, just his take on them.  I think https://electoral-vote.com/ and www.presidentelectionpolls.com/.../barack-obama-vs-john-mccain.html each have more substance and therefore more credibility.

Two other observations:  1) Morris lists Indiana twice.  I didn't bother adding up the columns, but are his totals right or not?  2) Assuming Morris's numbers are right, then regardless of how the toss-up states go, Obama wins.  With 269 EVs, he'd have exactly half.  Presumably, McCain would have the other 269 EVs.  The election then goes to the House of Representatives, where the majority of state delegations are Democratic, and Obama wins.

July 2, 2008 11:21 AM

zlight said:

Obama will take Virginia

July 4, 2008 8:25 AM

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