Invited to a polygamist party, but don't know how to dress the kids?
The New York Times reports that the Yearning for Zion ranch, the Fundamentalist Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints sect in the news after Texas child services took hundreds of children living there into custody, has its own clothing line called FLDS Dress. Because who wouldn't want their kids sporting these snappy numbers?
But despite the complete lack of detail, accessory or appeal, turns out the clothes are pretty damn pricey. According to the Times "a basic dress sells for $48.07 and a nightgown costs $31.81."
Dude, that's more expensive than Baby Gap. Somebody needs to tell the LDS about Marshall's, cause they're getting taken. We get that fundamentalist attire may require a bit more fabric, but we've seen burlap look more flattering.