Reality TV stars are not there to make friends. Got it? [YouTube]
The first bit of Madonna's brother's tell-all book has been leaked, and apparently she once kissed Gwyneth Paltrow on the lips. Somebody call the gay police! [Us]
Drew Barrymore and Justin Long have ended their year-long relationship. Luckily, they'll have some downtime before they constantly run into each other at the "He's Just Not That Into You" premieres in February. [Yahoo!]
Criminals covered in barbeque sauce. Best band name ever or best part of a news story? [WBAY]
Is it possible that Americans are not the most obnoxious tourists in the world? [TIME]
We continue to love Lilo and Sam Ronson's love. [MollyGood]
As if anything could make us love Steve Carell more than we already do (no not the stubble, we just found that picture), he defended the honor of one Miss Anne Hathaway on the red carpet. [People]