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Teddy Babes Are Expensive, Unattractive and Oh, So Cuddly

Posted by Nicole Pasulka

 

These are Teddy Babes. The slogan, "Plush Girlfriends for Boys Too BIG for Teddy Bears," says it all. Squishy toys for the lonely man with a crappy sense of humor.

And since variety is the spice of creepy fetish, there are many different models of Teddy Babes. From "Cindy" the "sexy blond party girl" to "Diana" the "forbidden nubian beauty" who, offensive description aside, looks eerily like Diana Ross. Well, really, who wouldn't want to cuddle up to a sexy, oversized Diana Ross doll at night?

But our favorite by far is a Teddy Babe with some special "abilities." Check her out after the jump.  

 

This is Sonya the "vampire mistress of the night." She is squeezable and bloodsucking, apparently. Fitting for an unattractive doll that retails for $700.  


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Posted Jul 08 2008, 11:43 AM
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afellowgirl said:

Do these ladies work Sesame Street at night?

July 8, 2008 12:07 PM

Mandy said:

They are only four feet tall and come with a wire skeleton so you can "pose" them? Creepy!

I don't even want to talk about their "Pussy Velour" inserts.

But then again, I sorta do.

July 8, 2008 12:11 PM

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