Strippers melted our hearts, got arrested, ran the bases with us, and earned some money for charity. Meanwhile, the celebrities just didn't seem as scandalously delicious as usual... 

Highs: 

We had an intelligent discussion about running the bases. Thankfully, it had nothing to do with A-Rod. 

Is there such a thing as a GILF? 

7/11 gave away Slurpees today, did you get one? 

Patton Oswalt melted Scanner Nicole's snarky little heart. 

These breasts basically baffled readers of all ages. 

This girl stripped for earthquake relief. Or fame. Whichever. 

Batman would've totally crushed on this chick. 

And we wrapped up our sexiest albums list with the Top 10 and #1. 

Lows: 

American Apparel once again used troubled young women (i.e. porn stars) to sell clothes. 

No one explained the brum thing to us. 

These girls gave pageants a bad name, which is kind of redundant. 

This video just creeped us out, although for some, the mere idea of childbirth orgasms was creepy enough. 

We learned more about Mini Me's sex tape. More than we eeevver want to know. 

We got banned from Digg for showing you this middle-aged convicted Congresswoman's giant boobs.