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Italian Models Duke It Out In Picturesque Beach Brawl

Posted by Brian Fairbanks

Hottie Fight 

Can someone translate for us?

The video is a drawn-out slap fest, but we just know that a bunch of Italian models screaming at and beating the Christ outta each other (while the men laugh and continue to treat them like garbage) has got to have some great dialogue. 


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Giulia said:

Right. So this is a segment from the Italian version of "I'm a Celebrity, Get Me Out of Here" (which I've never watched, but I understand that involves celebrities being stranded on a tropical beach. Unless it doesn't and that was "Survivor". Well, that'll be "Celebrity Survivor" then).

This is really quite old. Dating back to three years ago, I think. The women slapping the shit out of each other are Antonella Elia and Aida Yespica, respectively an 80's has-been and a Venezuelan glamour model.

The voiceover comment is courtesy of comedy trio Gialappa's Band, who routinely pick apart reality shows.

... do you actually need a translation for the dialogue? :D (Say so in the comments, I'll get to work.)

July 14, 2008 3:58 PM

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Brian Fairbanks, the Senior National Political Correspondent for Hooksexup, is a filmmaker living in Brooklyn or New Orleans, depending on the season. He is a heavily-armed advocate of gun control.

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Emily Farris writes about culture and food for numerous publications and websites you've probably never heard of, including her own blog eefers. Her first cookbook, Casserole Crazy: Hot Stuff for Your Oven was published in 2008. Emily recently escaped New York and now lives in a ridiculously large apartment in Kansas City, MO with her cat, but just one... so far.

Brian Fairbanks is a filmmaker living in the wilds of Brooklyn. He previously wrote for the Hartford Courant and Gawker. He won the Williamsburg Spelling Bee once. He loves cats, women with guns, and burning books.

Colleen Kane has been an editor at BUST and Playgirl magazines and has written for the endangered species of dead-tree magazines like SPIN and Plenty, as well as Radar Online and other websites. She lives in exile in Baton Rouge with her fiance, two dogs, and her former cat. Read her personal blogs at ColleenKane.com.

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