Do you like Bazooka Joe gum and Transformers? Do you like Bazooka Joe gum, Transformers and are not a 10-year-old living in the year 1989?
Well in that case, this fun-loving nerd looking for a "buddy" on Tulsa Craigslist, would like to become acquainted with you. Despite being very much a nerd, we need to put the sass aside and point out that he seems like a pretty sweet guy. In his words:
Im a thoughtful person who always thinks of others before himself. If I was in a relationship and I was reading the Sunday paper and happened to stumble upon a coupon for my partners favorite make-up , I would cut it out attach it to a sticky note and write,¨ thought I would save you money babe¨ and put it in her purse.
See--very thoughtful and spontaneous. Oh, and by the way, he's totally jacked!
Yeah that's what we thought. Get in line ladies and bring your Smurfs PVCs.