Bored? Got no big plans for your Friday night? Got a strange and inexplicable desire to run around in your underpants and a hunger for a 2lb burrito?
Well, then we suggest you get your tighty-whitey ensconced ass to Central Park for the 2008 Chipotle Underwear Run.
Call us lazy, but what the hell is the point? Why would we voluntarily run anywhere? Let alone around Central Park in our underpants? Oh, apparently they give you free burrito. And a chance to have the most unflattering photo in the entire world taken of you in your skeevy skivvies. We're not even sure it's for charity.
So, yeah, while you won't find us anywhere near Central Park - let alone outdoors in this heat - we highly encourage you to do it. That way when we're at home tonight, splayed out on the couch in our underpants,swigging from a bottle of $3.99 red wine in between bites of our not-free and fully-loaded carnitas burrito - at least we'll have you guys to make fun of. Happy Friday!