Dustin Diamond, who spent thirteen years of his life playing Samuel "Screech" Powers, has signed a deal with Gotham Books...
Yes, Dustin Diamond, he of the dirty sanchez-ed sex tape, will be writing a book, with the help of a ghost writer (Alan Goldsher), of course. Screech's behind-the-scenes and somewhat appropriately named Behind The Bell promises to air out all of Bayside's dirty laundry, including "sexual escapades among cast members, drug use, and hardcore partying."
We hate to make a bad pun, but we are SO EXCITED and yet, SO SCARED.
[via NY Mag]