Install a wet bar and get the party started? Film yourself pushing it off a cliff? We're guessing it would be a little more exciting and not quite as weird as what one man did with stolen Miami-Dade Transit buses.
The nature of his crimes revealed after the jump.
James L. Harris has been arrested for "stealing at least three county buses and driving them on their routes." That's right he made stops! Picked up passengers! This is the most endearing crime imaginable. A man who wants to drive a bus and help people get to their destinations so badly he steals one.