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Germans And Poles Are At It Again...

Posted by Brian Fairbanks

 

Germans and Poles are going to war

Holy Christ! Have we learned nothing from World War - The Sequel? Is Germany going to blitzkrieg the ass off of Poland, particularly the asses of the above two females?

over a nudist beach on the Polish-German border on the Baltic Sea beach, reports British The Sun tabloid.

Oh. Phew. We thought it was, you know, something else...

Germans nudists have been fuming over the fact that since a fence on the two nations' border was removed in 2007, following Poland’s accession to the Schengen borderless zone, Polish bathers stroll into German territory near the Polish town of Swinoujscie, north-western Poland, encroaching on the privacy of naked German sunbathers.

"You feel like an ape in the zoo. The Poles come with their binoculars, stare and swear at us,” one German naturist told The Sun.

The best part of this story is that the rest of this Polish news article features snide remarks about Poles from Germans. Are they trying to start a border war... or, better yet, World War - The Threequel?

“It’s horrible, we would never bathe naked, we are Catholic,” said a Polish beachgoer

That may be the funniest thing I've ever heard. Let's hope this mindless drama continues and that everyone fights to a stalemate, then collapses in an exhausted lovefest... 

Via Polskie Radio. 

 

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Comments

Mandy said:

Funny.

August 4, 2008 11:07 AM

profrobert said:

There's probably some awful Polish joke to be made about wearing clothes to a nude beach, but I won't be responsible for doing so.

August 4, 2008 11:14 AM

About Brian Fairbanks

Brian Fairbanks, the Senior National Political Correspondent for Hooksexup, is a filmmaker living in Brooklyn or New Orleans, depending on the season. He is a heavily-armed advocate of gun control.

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Emily Farris writes about culture and food for numerous publications and websites you've probably never heard of, including her own blog eefers. Her first cookbook, Casserole Crazy: Hot Stuff for Your Oven was published in 2008. Emily recently escaped New York and now lives in a ridiculously large apartment in Kansas City, MO with her cat, but just one... so far.

Brian Fairbanks is a filmmaker living in the wilds of Brooklyn. He previously wrote for the Hartford Courant and Gawker. He won the Williamsburg Spelling Bee once. He loves cats, women with guns, and burning books.

Colleen Kane has been an editor at BUST and Playgirl magazines and has written for the endangered species of dead-tree magazines like SPIN and Plenty, as well as Radar Online and other websites. She lives in exile in Baton Rouge with her fiance, two dogs, and her former cat. Read her personal blogs at ColleenKane.com.

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