Whoever claims full responsibility for the fire at Westboro Baptist Church wants to assure you that they did their best.
Man, what the hell is with Verne Troyer and his ex? Either they're the two biggest liars ever, or they tried to reenact Sopranos episodes on each other every night while still together.
Are these the biggest nipples in Hollywood? Yeah, we didn't think so either, nor do we particularly care.
An alleged murderer on the run since Christmas was arrested playing Guitar Hero at Wal-Mart.
More rumors of a Tom Brady-Gisele Bundchen engagement.
Michael Moore and other Michigan cats serenaded Madonna ahead of the Material WhateverItIsNow's 50th birthday.
Is it any surprise that Ursula Andress tops a poll of British survey respondents? Especially for the Best On-Screen Bikini Performance, or however it was phrased? (2nd: Carrie Fisher in Return of the Jedi, 3rd Halle Berry in the Dr. No homage she was in.)
And some sad news: Christina Applegate is suffering from breast cancer. Thankfully, the disease is believed to be in the early stages and Applegate is expected to make it out okay.