In random news today was the terrifying tale of a mountain lion that crept into a couple's bedroom...
The Denver Post reports:
A mountain lion slunk into the master bedroom of an Idledale home early Monday, snatched a yellow Labrador retriever and vanished.
Churchill said the residents had left open the French doors to their bedroom, apparently to cool the house, and didn't have screens.
The dog's body was found near the property.
Uh, yeah...so if you live in Denver, don't leave your dogs in your bedroom. Or, uh, don't leave your mountain lion in the... Erm, try not to leave the doors open... Um, actually, just don't sleep at all.
And in other morbidly-related news: In light of, um, recent activities (read: beheading and cannibalism), Greyhound has scrapped their upcoming ad-campaign which tagline read: "There's a reason you've never heard of 'bus rage.'"
That's probably a good idea.
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