Before there were Real Dolls there were mannequins. Shit, there still are mannequins.
Turns out mannequin factories are spooky places and mannequin designers are weird dudes. The video below brings you the men behind these "perfect women." The guy wearing the chains reminds us a lot of our Uncle Marvin out in Miami except he sold custom windows, not dress dummies.
Can't you just imagine these guys after all the workers have gone home turning down the lights, lighting a candle and dancing the night away with their arms around a mannequin?