Would someone please make one of these for us and send it by mail to Scanner, New York, NY? Of course, you'll need to get us a nano, too...
Natalie Wood's longtime lover planned, at one point, to murder Warren Beatty. The world doesn't know how close it came to losing Bulworth.
The decision by America's Next Top Model to feature a transgender contestant has been met with praise from at least one group: GLAAD.
Rejoice, travelers: Gay sex is now A-OK with Panama!
Meghan McCain just wet her pants: the Hills spinoff is taking on D.C.
Christian Bale will not be charged with any hitting or not hitting of any family members.
And Hillary Clinton will be nominated at this month's Democratic National Convention. Symbolically, of course-- or so they promise us. Who wants odds that somebody's going to take this gimme and pull a coup?
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