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Nude Beachgoers Run Rampant In The Streets... As A Protest, Of Course

Posted by Brian Fairbanks

 

The city of Vancouver, BC, was overrun yesterday by naked, aroused, fast-moving hippies who violated our decency laws and represented one massive offense to God.

Well, at least, that's how some could look at it. The rest of us will just enjoy the photos and perhaps even donate to the cause... you mean you didn't see that coming?

This was all part of the 12th Annual Wreck Beach Bare Buns Run (type that ten times fast), held to raise money to preserve the local nude beach and fight off developers looking to set up peepholes (i.e. buildings on the cliffs above.) Spokesperson Judy

Williams says that celebration will continue on Aug. 23 with "Body Acceptance Day" so "people can start discounting body shame that they're raised with."

Ten-year-old Kevin Kunimoto says he'll be back to do the run again next year. "I just wanted to see how it was," he says. "I ran all by myself."

Occasionally, the epithet 'textile' was uttered during the event. That's the word the beach buffs use when referring to those in clothes.

Registrar Judy Ellery says people come from all over the world to take part in the run. "Last year, we had a whole family show up from Hong Kong," she says. [The Canadian Press]

We'll be there next year, for sure, because there weren't too many great snaps from the event (at least not yet online). But these should give you the general idea...

 

More about the event here.

 

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Comments

jezebel9 said:

I'm mostly glad I moved away from Vancouver, but then I see this and I realize that there are things I miss about it.

August 18, 2008 9:18 PM

jenny said:

Hi scanner brian,

So, Wreck is a nude beach...on the grounds of UBC, a university of tens of thousands (and my alma mater).  Studying naked down there is pretty awesome.  People go running all the time, but that's pretty cool that there were so many.  Woot vancouver!

--jenny (in van)

August 19, 2008 12:03 AM

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Brian Fairbanks, the Senior National Political Correspondent for Hooksexup, is a filmmaker living in Brooklyn or New Orleans, depending on the season. He is a heavily-armed advocate of gun control.

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