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Crush of the Week: Jamie Clayton, The Hottest Transsexual

Posted by Brian Fairbanks

 

This week's New York Observer calls Jamie Clayton "The Second Most Beautiful Girl in New York." (By the way, if you find a better looking woman in the entire state of New York, please let us know.)

As you've probably surmised from our headline, Jamie is not like other girls... except she is, in every way except on her birth certificate...

Clayton was indeed born male, with a schlong she wanted no part with, and when she was finally about to obtain the necessary funds (some 15 g's), a doctor gave her a vagina so real and perfect, she's able to orgasm like so many natural-born women wish they could. Of course, even a woman this beautiful and spectacularly self-assured (why are there so few single women in New York City who have self-confidence without coming off snotty?):

“I remember a very specific moment when we were literally in the middle of having sex and he asked me if I was in love with him. I had just broken up with [the photographer] shortly before, and I was like, ‘Why are you asking me that right now?’ And he said he knew that I liked him a lot, and that we got along really well, and he thought I was falling in love with him. So I said to him, ‘Are you in love with me?’ And his response was, ‘I can’t be in love with you.’ And I literally got up and put my clothes on and left and never spoke to him again. 

Shazam! If we didn't already have the world's hottest and best love/sex advice columnist, we'd say this super cool chick would totally pull it off in spades.

And that's why Jamie Clayton, full-time woman, is our Crush Of The Week.

Via the Observer.

 

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Comments

withheld but willing said:

I think you are very beautiful and would definitely go on a date or more of course depending on whether we got on. I think the last person you dated was a complete loser you are amazing! x

August 27, 2008 6:41 PM

thinkywritey said:

As if women aren't in enough fucking competition already.

August 28, 2008 10:05 AM

Baron Von Monkeychow said:

99% perfect. Except for those "man hands"...  =P

August 28, 2008 10:46 AM

Mandy said:

Total man hands!

August 28, 2008 12:42 PM

muzmuz said:

So, she won't be dating Jerry Seinfeld, eh?

August 28, 2008 2:16 PM

E. Capasa said:

She's amazing. WOW.

August 31, 2008 1:51 AM

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Brian Fairbanks, the Senior National Political Correspondent for Hooksexup, is a filmmaker living in Brooklyn or New Orleans, depending on the season. He is a heavily-armed advocate of gun control.

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Emily Farris writes about culture and food for numerous publications and websites you've probably never heard of, including her own blog eefers. Her first cookbook, Casserole Crazy: Hot Stuff for Your Oven was published in 2008. Emily recently escaped New York and now lives in a ridiculously large apartment in Kansas City, MO with her cat, but just one... so far.

Brian Fairbanks is a filmmaker living in the wilds of Brooklyn. He previously wrote for the Hartford Courant and Gawker. He won the Williamsburg Spelling Bee once. He loves cats, women with guns, and burning books.

Colleen Kane has been an editor at BUST and Playgirl magazines and has written for the endangered species of dead-tree magazines like SPIN and Plenty, as well as Radar Online and other websites. She lives in exile in Baton Rouge with her fiance, two dogs, and her former cat. Read her personal blogs at ColleenKane.com.

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