The aptly named Nick Male wants to paint your house or apartment in the nude. He offers "personalized service," "high quality worksmanship," and "interior and exterior work." Rarrrr...
That's what they said.
He's fully insured against any job related injury-- just like a hooker and her boobs! Seriously, any man who comes along promising high quality worksmanship, personalized service, and promises to work both your interior and exterior has got to be worth a tryout...
Male, 39, is all man: he spent almost two decades in dirty overalls before saying, you know what, there are plenty of British naturists who would love to have another naturist around painting their house so they don't have to cover up. He turned out to be right: business his booming, with almost all his clients practicing nudists. Of course, there are a few catches, as he told the Lincolnshire Echo:
"As soon as I arrive at a client's house I strip off. I don't feel embarrassed about it. I often get phone calls from people who think I offer other services. Women are worse than men with what they say. They're not very subtle. The only downside is that it can get a bit chilly, but most clients will put the heating on for me."
Women, not subtle? Hey buddy, they just want to know what they're getting. After all, it's not every day you hire someone to paint your house and they show up naked. Not everyone is hip to the nudist movement, not even a couple million years or so since the beginning of time...
For those of you who have "got with the program," Nick's site is here.
More about Nick here, in the local paper: Nude Male's Cheeky Way To Earn A Living.
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