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"The Sexxing" Doesn't Hold a Candle to "Clockwork Orgy"

Posted by Nicole Pasulka

 

Over at Panopticist, Andrew Hearst has sniffed out some great adaptation porn to help you all rebound from your long weekend. The first and raunchiest of the clips is from The Sexxxing, an adaptation of Stanley Kubrick's The Shining that bears only a slight resemblance to the original. The main character, Miss Torrence, is watching over a haunted porno distribution office. The creepy ghost twins are bigger, and bustier and do a lot more licking. So it's, you know, very classy stuff. 

And now, after the jump, Kurbick inspires yet another imitation with Clockwork Orgy.

We are very big fans of the jumpsuits. Have a feeling this one is better than the original.

 

Hearst has studied up on all manner of adaptation porn. He is especially fond of Shakespearian skin flicks--A Midsummer Night's Cream, anyone?   


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thinkywritey said:

I have to wait 'til Christmas? I want this movie right now. RIGHT NOW!

September 3, 2008 9:27 AM

Baron Von Monkeychow said:

I guess we'll all be coming this Christmas then?

September 3, 2008 11:44 AM

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Emily Farris writes about culture and food for numerous publications and websites you've probably never heard of, including her own blog eefers. Her first cookbook, Casserole Crazy: Hot Stuff for Your Oven was published in 2008. Emily recently escaped New York and now lives in a ridiculously large apartment in Kansas City, MO with her cat, but just one... so far.

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