Maybe Levi Johnston—the 18-year-old who fathered the baby that will soon spring forth from the loin of Vice Presidential nominee Sarah Palin's oldest, yet still teenage, daughter—is smarter than we thought.

We imagine his thought process goes a little something like this:

1. Find most famous single girl in Wasilla, Alaska to bang.

2. Bang girl without condom. 

3. Support her choice to keep the baby. 

4. Make a blog about it when it becomes big news.

5. Put ads on my blog because I know everyone in the world will come to read my statement. 

6. Cha-ching!

We mean, we're just guessing:

Talk about turning lemons into really expensive — and busty! — lemonade.

[Levi Johnston] (NOTE: every time a viewer clicks a baby gets its dough.)

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