If they got us laid, they probably do. But they didn't. And all we can tell you about lately are the clothes that didn't get us laid—which are pretty much all the clothes in our closet... and our dresser... and that plastic bin under the bed... and the clothes waiting to be picked up at the laundromat.
Maybe we need to spend more time at The Clothes That Got Me Laid, so we can learn the secrets of the girls who are actually getting some. Except, we wear a lot of similar clothes (save the Doc Martens) and still aren't getting laid.
While we understand the power of putting on something that makes you feel like a sexy fucking beast, we hate to tell you: it's probably not the clothes. But this site is fun, nonetheless.
The Clothes That Got me Laid