In what history will probably reveal is the most perverted study ever conducted by a major European university, researchers from the University of the West of Scotland (eh, probably not that major) went to Belgium to see if they could tell what a woman's orgasms were like just by looking at them...
And by "looking at them," we mean "a lot more than just sat around and used their eyes..."
1) The women they used were all Belgian university students. Pervs.
2) The women were asked about their sex lives and then videotaped (from the bushes, perhaps?) walking down the street. Pervs.
3) They had female sexologists (presumably hot professors with glasses and lab coats) watch the tapes and take a guess whether the women could have vaginal orgasms. Pervs. (You know, girls talking about other girls getting off...)
Seriously, though, it turns out women can have orgasms. Wait, sorry, we meant: it turns out that the sexologists guessed correctly guessed 80% of the time as to whether the woman could have orgasms vaginally. Um, no offense guys, but we're pretty sure if we said yes a bunch of times and no a bunch of times, we'd be correct about that much of the time. Or maybe not... after all, not as many women can have vaginal orgasms as you may think...
The study, published in The Journal of Sexual Medicine, found that trained sexologists were able to correctly infer vaginal orgasm more than 80 percent of the time by watching the way the women walked. Further analysis revealed that the sum of stride length and vertebral rotation was greater for the vaginally orgasmic women.
"This could reflect the free, unblocked energetic flow from the legs through the pelvis to the spine," the authors note.
A woman's anatomical features may predispose her to greater or lesser tendency to experience vaginal orgasm, the authors speculate.
We're sure you'll have jokes about how those Olympian speedwalkers must be great in bed... share them if you must.
Via UPI.
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