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Woman Has Stillborn Baby After Putting Drugs In Her Vagina

Posted by Brian Fairbanks

 

While a pediatrician claims that the drugs a Connecticut drug addict hid in her vagina probably did not contribute to the woman's baby's death, we have to say that, directly or not, they were at least part of the reason...

Police seized a glass stem used for smoking crack cocaine, and a kitchen knife in the driver's side door pocket, according to police reports. A plastic bag allegedly containing 14 Ecstasy pills was found in her vagina, police said.

Keller is scheduled to appear in Bantam Superior Court on Sept. 19 to face charges of possession of narcotics, sale of hallucinogens, possession of drug paraphernalia near a school, possession of narcotics near a school, two counts of illegal possession of a weapon in a motor vehicle, interfering with an investigation and tampering with evidence. [We're not pro-life, but probably would support a charge of "endangering the welfare of a child" or some sort of fetal-related charge, no?]

Regarding the death of her baby, Torrington Police said an extensive investigation would have to made before a decision was made about whether to file additional charges.

According to Michael Curi, M.D, who specializes in pediatrics, it is unlikely the 14 Ecstasy pills found inside Keller's vagina contributed to the child's death, since they were wrapped inside a plastic bag. "If it was in a plastic bag, it would probably decrease the absorption pretty quickly," Curi said. 

All due respect, please... let's have an investigation before a guy who wasn't even there, a guy who figures that a thin plastic bag is the unstoppable force preventing digestible drugs from seeping into a woman's vagina, has the final say. Seriously, not that we want the baby to have died as a result of all that ecstasy, just that we want to hear it from the coroner, the police, or, you know, someone with access to the actual examination to tell us first...

PS Sorry, Dr. Curi, it's really not your fault. We're just venting at you when we should be organizing an internet lynch mob against Heidi Keller, who caused a baby's death, no matter how you look at it....

Via The Register-Citizen.


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Correction said:

So, you know, if the XTC pills were sold by walgreens instead of the underground dealers we wouldn't have this problem.

September 9, 2008 1:17 PM

Giulia said:

Well, the emotional reaction is "She killed a baby", but technically, legally, she didn't. She involutarily terminated her pregnancy. However much we'd like to call this woman a stupid bitch to her face, if we want abortion to be "safe, legal and rare", we must tolerate the fact that a fetus is not a baby. Yet.

A ferw years ago, a pregnant twenty-year old, Jennifer Zacconi, was murdered in the north of Italy by her married boyfriend (and father of the baby). The bastard buried her alive, and the baby she was carrying, which was almost to term, died with her. There were pictures of this baby all dressed by its grandmother, dressed and dead. People cried. I cried. And yet, when the devil who killed Jennifer only got sentenced for one murder, I knew it was right. Because otherwise the Catholic Church would have a precedent to start lobbying effectively against abortion laws.

Much as I find all this horribly wrong, it's still an emotional reaction.

September 10, 2008 10:10 AM

About Brian Fairbanks

Brian Fairbanks, the Senior National Political Correspondent for Hooksexup, is a filmmaker living in Brooklyn or New Orleans, depending on the season. He is a heavily-armed advocate of gun control.

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Emily Farris writes about culture and food for numerous publications and websites you've probably never heard of, including her own blog eefers. Her first cookbook will be published in fall 2008. Emily lives in Greenpoint, Brooklyn with her cat, but just one . . . so far.

Brian Fairbanks is a filmmaker living in the wilds of Brooklyn. He previously wrote for the Hartford Courant and Gawker. He won the Williamsburg Spelling Bee once. He loves cats, women with guns, and burning books.

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