Are you tired of Sarah Palin coverage yet? Is it better if we just lump it all into Sloppy Seconds?

Above, reader Pat Kearney's very-scary pitbull in lipstick. Pat, are you ready for your spanking from Scanner Brian?

Even though Heart explicitly asked the McCain-Palin camp to stop using their song "Barracuda," on the campaign trail, they haven't. Nancy, don't you know they can do whatever they want? They don't have to listen to you. Duh! [MTV]

Why would Wasilla, AK be the worst place in the country to get raped? Because Palin would make you pay for your own rape kit. [HuffPo]

Oh shit, does she think this election is the big pageant? That would make so much more sense. [MollyGood]

"Don’t get me wrong. I love Bristol. She’s fine. But I sure as shit didn’t think this is where I’d end up when we snuck off into the woods all those nights and she finally let me do what I felt in my bones God had intended for us to do. Maybe God did want us to have this baby. That’s what Mrs. P keeps saying, and hell if I’m gonna disagree with that nasty kootch. She’s the kinda lady who’ll saw your nuts off with a rusty hunting blade while she’s baking cupcakes for Sunday chapel." [The Morning News]

[NY Press: Beyond the Palin]