Cameron Diaz, in this month's InStyle cover story, has said the perfect man (at least for her) will meet the following diva-like demands.
Actually, they're pretty reasonable...
"My list is all about balance. You can have smart but not funny. You can have funny but not very smart.
"You can have intellectual but not social. But I want it all!
"I love big brains, I love to eat, I love to be outdoors, I love to have conversations, I love to make love.
"I don't do anything half-assed and I want someone who can keep up with all that."
In other words: she's looking for a smart guy who isn't necessarily funny (or vice versa), intellectual and not annoying to your friends, eats a lot, goes out in the woods for a hike on occasion, is good in bed, can carry on a decent conversation after sex, and is 100% committed to life.
Right.
And what do they get in return?
“I know I have what a 25 year old has, but she doesn’t have what I have. My boobs and butt aren’t doing too bad either, know what I mean?”
Oh, we know, Miss Diaz, we know. Sure, you may be smokin' hot and have somewhat reasonable demands, but what's it like dating you?
“I’m a woman, of course I’m dating. I trust my judgment, if I’m not sure about him, I’m cautious”
“I thought I would be married and have three kids by the time I was 22. Am I going to have a baby? Who knows? I don’t. I’m not going to live my life looking just for that."
Before you get too excited, remember that Miss Diaz has a boyfriend already... so, in the end, this is all just a big tease...
Via IMDB and Daily Stab.
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