Lance Bass will be the first openly gay contestant to appear on Dancing With the Stars. And in case you're wondering, he will be dancing with a woman. [People]
Al Gore is to the Internet as John McCain is to the Blackberry? [Jossip]
We officially like Todd Palin far more than we like Sarah (we feel sorry for him, too). [Gawker]
Musical vibrators? Sign us up! [Queerty]
After ten long, party-top-filled years, MTV's TRL, originally known as Total Request Live, has been canceled. This will clear Times' Square and very important brain space for many people. [Us]