Hint: It's not their ear hair.
In this Guardian column, the extremely British Charlie Brooker learns that 60% of men take a cuticle sissors to their pubes. Upon finding out, he is more than a little insecure about his own wild mane down under:
If the majority of other men genuinely spend hours hoisting their scrotum over the bathroom sink with one hand, nail scissors in the other, meticulously snipping and pruning their man-bush into a tiny ornamental hedge, until their entire pubic region resembles a tranquil arboretum in miniature, albeit one with a cheerful bit of dick poking out of it, then maybe all my ex-girlfriends have been secretly revolted by my comparatively slovenly lower appearance. Did they think I was some sort of wild hobo?
But, oh, sweet relief, it turns out the "survey" that fact was based on is too small to offer definitive proof that 60% of men actually do prune the hedges.
Fortunately, it seems no pubic-hair memo has been issued at all: on closer inspection, the "survey" that threw up the 60%-trim rating had only asked 50 men, with no indication of how representative these 50 men were. They could've been male strippers. Or indie Camden eyeliner types whose black jeans are so tight, they have to shave their minges off just to do up their flies. I wouldn't put anything past those twats. They probably don't have human-size testicles anyway.
So what's up with it, dudes? Is Charlie's disbelief justified, or should he head straight for the clippers? Do you trim, or
let it grow wild and free? And if you are trimming, do you have human-size testicles?