Just in case you were wondering, R. Kelly is not interested in "anyone illegal." [Yahoo!]
And Brad and Angelina have not split up. [Us]
Sarah Palin has canceled her two-day tour of California. Apparently it's a "scheduling issue." [SFGate]
After humping a monitor, Madonna fell over during a live performance. At least we think it's Madonna. [dListed]
Please, please tell us how we can get into the country musicians' retirement community. We do play in a country band. Does that count as being part of "the industry?" [People]
Okay, the girl pictured above isn't smiling. But we imagine it's the best she can muster. Anyway, she's smiling inside because goth will never die! [NYT]